Terms of service

Terms of Service: The BioBastards Code

1. General Grit

By using this site, you’re agreeing to play by our rules. We don't do gimmicks, and we don't do nonsense. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone who treats our gear—or their animals—with disrespect.

2. Accuracy of Info

We’re human. Sometimes we make mistakes in descriptions or pricing. If we catch an error, we’ll fix it. If you catch one, let us know. We don't owe you a "good enough" product because of a typo.

3. Gear & Instinct

Our products are built for real life. However, no gear is indestructible. It is your responsibility to inspect your pet’s equipment regularly. BioBastards isn't liable for what happens when you use gear that you’ve allowed to become compromised.

4. No Bullshit Returns

We stand by our quality. If it’s broken because we messed up, we’ll fix it. If it’s broken because your dog used it as a chew toy for three days, that’s on you. We value happy pets, not free hand-outs for negligence.

5. Privacy & Data

We aren't tech giants. We don't sell your data because that’s bottom-tier behavior. We collect what we need to get your gear to your door and nothing more. (If you want to manage your data or instructions for how we interact, you can always check your settings.)

6. Changes to the Code

We might update these terms as the brand grows. We won't send you a 50-page email about it. Check back here if you're curious.