{"product_id":"the-bio-groom-matrix-precision-exfoliation-tool","title":"The Bio-Groom Matrix | Precision Exfoliation Tool","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eShedding is a biological reality, but it shouldn't dictate the cleanliness of your architecture. Standard brushes tear at the coat, scratch the dermal layer, and leave you peeling matted hair out of cheap bristles. The Bio-Groom Matrix is a tactical upgrade to your maintenance protocol.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eEngineered for all pets, this tool extracts loose undercoat before it breaches your living space, while simultaneously providing critical tactile stimulation. No pulling. No micro-abrasions. Just pure, efficient grooming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specifications\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWe build tools that prioritize biological health and mechanical efficiency.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDermal Massage Protocol:\u003c\/b\u003e The comb features micro-capped pins that penetrate the topcoat to massage the skin. This stimulates capillary blood flow and distributes natural oils without scratching or irritating your pets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEnvironmental Decontamination:\u003c\/b\u003e Actively traps floating and dead hair within the matrix, keeping your high-end floors and furniture pristine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRapid-Eject Mechanism:\u003c\/b\u003e Maintenance should take seconds. A single tactile button triggers the ejection plate, instantly clearing the extracted biomass into the trash. Zero manual picking required.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStructural Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e Forged from high-density ABS polymer. It is lightweight, impact-resistant, and built for rigorous daily deployment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensional Data\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eErgonomically scaled for optimal grip and maximum surface-area coverage on pets of any size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStructural Footprint:\u003c\/b\u003e 192mm x 80mm x 49mm\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in Tactical Slate, Deep Cobalt, and Subdued Rose to maintain a sleek, premium visual profile in your grooming kit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eStop tolerating biological clutter in your habitat. Execute the Bio-Groom protocol.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lilac Milo","offers":[{"title":"Blue","offer_id":57565392240965,"sku":"BLUE","price":19.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gary","offer_id":57565392273733,"sku":"GARY","price":19.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":57565392306501,"sku":"PINK","price":19.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1015\/3295\/9045\/files\/data_4ea6b874-9ca9-4795-8e41-6a0883174dad.png?v=1775034622","url":"https:\/\/biobastards.com\/products\/the-bio-groom-matrix-precision-exfoliation-tool","provider":"BioBastards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}